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Mar 19

This Is How Many Towels You Should Own, According to Twitter

We have strong feelings about a lot of things, but until recently, towel quantity wasn’t one of them. In a hilariously earnest social media post, writer Yashar Ali tweeted about bath towels, specifically the number of towels adults should ideally own.

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Feb 19

Real Estate Rom Com: History Loves Company in Savannah

In honor of love, February, and gorgeous real estate, I put together another Real Estate Rom Com featuring this stunning home on Sotheby’s International Realty.


EXT—611 WHITAKER STREET, SAVANNAH, GEORGIA

A crowd bustles down Whitaker street, weaving in and out of Forsyth Park. It’s the annual historic house walk and as a winner of the Historic Savannah Foundation Preservation Award, 611 is a must see for any historic house enthusiast. EASILY FLUSTERED LOCAL HISTORIAN has decided to take the walk as a way to distract himself from his upcoming deadline… and recent breakup. He stops squarely in front of the house and his eyes light up.

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Feb 19

6 Lies Rom Coms Told Us About Apartments — To All the Rom Coms I’ve Loved Before

Whether it’s “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” or “The Seven Year Itch,” the combination of lighthearted romance and witty banter between potential soulmates is intoxicating. Though while it’s a popular and fun form of escapism, romantic comedies stray far from the truth. Relationships rarely start with a meet-cute, and thanks to heightened airport security measures, it is really hard to reconcile at the gate. But these aren’t the only lies we have been fed by rom-coms. Perhaps some of the biggest falsehoods have to do with your new love interest’s living situation and what to expect the first time you head over.

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Feb 19

Real Estate Rom Com: Three Sisters and a Stately Victorian

In honor of love, February, and gorgeous real estate, I put together another Real Estate Rom Com featuring this stunning home on Sotheby’s International Realty.


EXT- STATELY VICTORIAN HOME, FRENCHTOWN, NEW JERSEY

A minivan turns a corner and pulls into the driveway of 49 Kingwood Ave. FAMILY FOCUSED SISTER takes a big gulp of her very big coffee as she pushes her even bigger sunglasses to the top of her head. She glances at herself in the rearview mirror, where did the time go? She thinks.

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15
Oct 18

5 Things We Found in Amazon's "Useless Gifts" Section

Amazon, itself, is a gift that keeps on giving. Along with free two-day shipping (for Prime members), $2 samples, and an online Gift Finder, the mega retailer even offers a “useless gifts” section for pranking co-workers and friends.

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12
Jul 18

Do You Like Jokes and Crafts? This Punny Video Of Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman Is Sew Good

If you like puns, crafts, and craft-related puns, then we have a pretty great way for you to spend two minutes. In a video to promote their new crafting competition show, Making It, former Parks & Rec costars Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman challenge each other to a DIY-themed pun-off.

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20
Mar 18

The Onion Reports on Some Shady Doll Real Estate

Once again the good folks at The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, have broken the story of the month. Doll Real Estate Agent Glosses Over Giant Hinged Opening In Middle Of House covers the long overlooked issue of unfair real estate practices in the doll world.

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09
Feb 18

Tired of Stains? The Onion Has a Hilarious Solution

Blood, sweat, and “winemaker’s tears” — aka cheap red wine. All things that, the second they spill or soak through your favorite textiles, immediately make you want to burn the whole damn thing rather than find the end of the internet hunting for the perfect stain removal trick. Never fear, this “new product” from OxiClean has you covered.

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04
Nov 17

Essential Tips for Getting Organized, According To The Onion

We thought we had covered all of the basics of organizing and cleaning your space, but it turns out we missed a couple. The Onion has put together some Tips For Getting Organized and we’d be remiss not to note a few of their (helpful?) pointers.

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20
Oct 17

Quick Question! In or Out: Cheeky Word Art on Decor?

The year was 2010 (don’t quote me on that) when we as a society decided we needed to start putting cute sayings on home decor—and guys, it’s gotten out of control. Right?

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